State of the art fun machines

Does anyone REALLY think that a kid who gets something like this on Christmas morning is going to be satisfied with a rifle bolt-action rifle that holds just five rounds when he grows up and can buy a real rifle? 

Nerf N-Strike Elite Rapidstrike CS-18 Blaster

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  • Holds 18 Elite Darts
  • Acceleration Trigger for rapid firing
  • Fires Elite darts up to 75 feet
  • Clip* holds 12 darts and is see-through for instant firepower checks

Is it just me, or is that a fake AR-15 gas tube up there near the front sight?

Or if they’re more of a sniper frame of mind, there’s this. 

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Nerf Centurion

  • Long-range blaster
  • Fires Mega darts 100 feet
  • Mega Whistler Darts scream as they fly
  • Load the darts in the 6 Round Mega Clip*

And girls can get into the action as well with their own pink and purple versions as well. 

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Nerf Rebelle Motorized Blaster

  • Powerbelle blaster fires darts up to 75′
  • Motorized blasting
  • Easy, precise firing
  • Includes 10 collectible darts
  • Carry extra darts (sold separately) in the dart bag and sling it over your shoulder with the bandolier strap

Yep, it’s a motorized Nerf Gun that comes with its own sling bag. 

And if you think that you need to shell out for Tracking Point rifle for electronically-assisted aiming and video recording, think again. 

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Nerf N-Strike Battle App Tactical Rail Mount 

  • Battle App Tactical Rail Mount accessory lets you mount your iPhone or iPod Touch on your blaster
  • Download the free app and complete N-Strike Elite missions
  • Review mission briefs
  • App has a rangefinder that gauges the target distance
  • Record your missions

Never mind the Nerf, I want that for my AR’s! 

Secure the blessings of liberty of liberty for yourselves and your posterity, one Nerf dart at a time.

* Yes, I know, they get “clip” mixed up with “magazine”. Live with it.