If Not Leno, Then Who?

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Ok, ever since Jay Leno decided to turn his back on the many, many car owners and veterans who own guns, I’ll admit that I’ve been pushing hard for star of stage, screen and noted Browning Hi-Power owner Alton Brown as the new keynote speaker for the SHOT Show kickoff dinner, but let’s say the impossible happens and Alton doesn’t get the gig. 

Who then would be good to keynote the kickoff dinner? 

At the NRA convention this year, the music was a bit… dated, so here are a few suggestions for people who think that music didn’t up and die sometime around 1991. 

Gary Sinise. 
Aaron Lewis.
Miranda Lambert.

And the mind REELS of a James Heartfield/Ted Nugent/Ice-T jam to kick off SHOT Show. People would be deaf for WEEKS after that gig.

Your thoughts? Keep in mind “celebrity” isn’t enough, it has to be a celebrity with a stage show that can entertain thousands of people for an hour, not just someone who stands up and says “Hey, I’m famous!” in front of a bunch of people.