After all, the whole point of Jihad is to DIE for Islam…

… and it looks like ISIS picked the right place to do just that: Phoenix is on their “Kill List” of cities.

The Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) published the list days ago, a report that contained names, photos, and home addresses of U.S. Armed Forces personnel, causing alarm in cities potentially at high-risk.

According to the publication, ISIS urges followers and sympathizers in the U.S. to kill the servicemen. Specific personnel on the list are largely from the U.S. Air Force and U.S. Navy – branches of the country’s military that have conducted massive air strikes against ISIS.

I’m guessing they’ll be targeting Luke AFB, out there on the west side of Phoenix.

So they’ll have to get through the coyotes and chollos of Maryvale, through the rednecks in Glendale, and then, and only then, do they get to test their luck against Air Force security personnel at the gate.

Not to mention that the Sheriff has a tank.

Good luck with that.