What gun for far-off, forgotten lands?

Unc asked the question, “What gun for when you leave America?” and a bunch of other people have chimed in with their responses.

Me? I think anything on the California-Approved list should be able to go just about anywhere behind enema lines (NOT a typo), so I’d choose a Ruger LCR in .38+P loaded with Pow’rball and a couple of speedstrips of the same for if I wander into hell and/or New Jersey.

Also, as I really don’t like to travel any great distance without ready access to something bigger than a handgun, I’d back that up with a .38/.357 lever gun with a scout scope, even more Pow’rball and top everything off with a few rounds of snakeshot for zombie carnivorous squirrels and whatnot.

Your choices?