Thanks to Shane W. for this addition to the DGC.
Midfield (Alabama) police Sgt. Jesse Bell said an elderly man was asleep in his bed when he heard a noise and went to investigate. He found an intruder in his home and opened fire with a shotgun. The intruder was pronounced dead on the scene.
Authorities have not yet released his name, but said he is believed to be a 34-year-old Midfield man. “Right now our investigation shows they didn’t know each other,” Bell said.
It is the city’s third homicide in 2013. The city’s first homicide, back on May 9, also involved a homeowner who fatally shot a man during a theft at his home.
Two of the three homicides this year in Midfield, Alabama have been intruders getting blasted by homeowners. You’d think that the crooks would catch on to this fact and move into another line of work, but if they were smart, they wouldn’t be petty thieves.
They’d get elected to Congress, so they could be big time crooks and thieves!
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