If you need me today, December 21, 2012 KevinC gunblogging, Other, Prepping, Teh Funny I’ll be in my safe room with my Mossberg 500 in my lap, trying to figure out how to eat an MRE while wearing a gas mask. Please Share This Tweet Share Plus one Pin It This Might Also Interest You... Stage 3, but I'm trending towards Stage 4 I hope. If I had a thousand dollars… ... I'd buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress, that's cruel. … Two for the show Wait one more week.