As seen on the Book Of Face:
A thread I have never ever seen on a firearms forum:
“Hi, everybody! Well, with the news stories that have been on lately, my boyfriend has decided that he wants to start CCWing. He’s been resistant to the idea before, so I didn’t try to force him, but now that he wants to carry, I realize I have no idea what would be a good gun for a man. You married ladies, what kind of gun is popular with the fellas in your life?”
Because that would sound %$@#ing retarded.
That’s all for me, folks, I can’t top that today.